It’s official. Win gold at the Olympics with Cialis

It’s official news that Cialis can be used as a doping. There are now new uses for existing drugs (and some new drugs) that will fly under the radar of the World Anti-Doping Agency’s tests. Perhaps some of the better informed athletes have been using these techniques at the Olympics at Beijing. If so, we’ll never know. So what do we know about those techniques? Well, let’s start with the go-faster tattoos. I love these ideas. Researchers at the Deutsches Krebsforschungszentrum - the cancer research center in Germany - have shown that tattooing is sixteen times more effective than injections in delivering a drug into the body. But the most interesting ideas are the use of and nitrous oxide gas. Yes, friends, inhaling laughing gas makes you go faster, jump higher, and so on. Your blood vessels are opening, making you feel a great amount of power inside. Blood flows increase and bring more oxygen to those working muscles faster. The advantage of Cialis is that it stays in the body for longer - it’s not called the “weekend” pill for nothing. So the next time you see a runner coming down the street towards you covered in tattoos, popping pills and breathing from a gas canister, this is your next Olympian in training.

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